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Bloom Bank Africa is a Pan-African banking institution owned by Oakwood Africa Investments Limited (OAIL), a financial holding company incorporated in Mauritius in 2019. The bank focuses on facilitating trade, financial flows, and capital distribution across Africa, aligning with the objectives of the African Continental Free Trade Area (AfCFTA). It is a member of the Oakwood Green Africa Group, with Gabriel Edgal serving as Group CEO and Chairman.
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