{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
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{"fact":"A cat's whiskers are thought to be a kind of radar, which helps a cat gauge the space it intends to walk through.","length":113}
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{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
{"fact":"The technical term for a cat\u2019s hairball is a \u201cbezoar.\u201d","length":54}
{"fact":"In just 7 years, one un-spayed female cat and one un-neutered male cat and their offspring can result in 420,000 kittens.","length":121}
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