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Mystery of the Wolf is a 2006 Finnish drama directed by Raimo O Niemi.
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Arkansas Highway 223 is a north–south state highway in north Arkansas. The route of 29.92 miles (48.15 km) runs from Highway 56 in Calico Rock north across US Route 62/US Route 412 (US 62/US 412) to Missouri Supplemental Route E (SSR-E) at the Missouri state line.
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